NEW YEARS REZ.

My new yeaaz resolution is to take more photies.

And to do a betta job editing them... eek,,

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wow.

Ryan McGinley

♥

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HAPPYHOLIDAYS.

Seasons greetings!

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NSFW♥

I made this post for rebeccaandkate! kate asked me 'did you ever ejaculate air'...i said 'elaborate'...she said 'like a little carless whisper'.

which made me immediately think of my penis playing the saxaphone solo at the beggining of the song.

And although this in not MY penis....it will suffice!

 

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90SGAYEUROPOP.

this is defz the song i want played at my funeral as my friends and family dance the coffin down the aisle.

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...?

I think im going to go straight. Not for everyone like just agyness deyn. shes like the original hipster. i feel a right fraud whenever i go anywhere because i know I'll never be as good as her. and not only will I never be as effortlessly amazing as her.ill never be as effortlessly coo as ash stymest. like im not tooting my own horn or wevz but i could like totes host mtvbang...

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OPEN DA DOORS!!?!?!?

last night was amazatron. we all went out for shaunas birthday and in the beginning it was like a TOTAL disast. we missed our bus so we went to the kinsealy binn and i got id'd for buying bacon fries¿

so we left there at like 11.20 ishh ..we fiiiinally got the dorty3 to towin having prinks onboard! then we got off because niamh had to piss...in ,,,get this; The Flowing Tide! <3 that! so we got stamps from this girl ...an alleged new club. we headed there for $5 cocktails. this advertisement was false. firstly one had to pay 6 €uro in and thennnnnn you got your 5pound cockers,, NOTHANKYOU.

then we went to garage for there phenom 6€ cocktails. we got refused because it was 'toofull'. by this stage i was jonesing for a cosmo more than i needed oxegen. so in the meantimee me and kate went down rape alley for a piss. a man walked past and i think he thought we were doin THE DURRTY.i was well proud.

so we went to where everyone thought the workmans club was.it was not. My nips at this stage could have held 2wo wet dufflecoats so i bounced with kate and steve and we went to purty kitchen.got refused again.kate was too drunk. we then were so cold that we actually settled for the nearest place which 'appened to be fitzsimons.boohiss. we got in no probs thank grawd. i bought a round of jager purely for the warmth and because i had to quit my job at empty pockets and i needed to mourn. i was on the guinntees all nighh. for some peculiar reason we went to the roof and stayed there all night.me and steve were boyfz for the night which turned out to be gyass! we had elaborate stories and what not and kate had to play the role of faghag for the evening.for a change. so then when we were leaving these 5 masso swedish guys asked me was i a homo so i shoved one of them.not like moi at all.and they all seemed pretty shocked. so i used my k-town blood to square up to the tallest and ugliest one who kept putting his hands up and saying 'Jag ar ledsen' which, because i dont speak swedish meant nothing to me i continued until a membah of security made us leave.I later found out with the help of googletranslate that it meant 'I'm sorry'...wooooops.

Upon departing we bumped into niamh and rick who we had lost earlier and we made our way to mcronalds. me and niamh sang christmas songs as it began to snow and somehow kate lost her shoes and ended up walking barefoot.steve soon gave up his shoes. we got into mcronaldos excluding kate and steve because of their unconventional footwear. i got the usual 'faggih' converation with what seemed to be the troll that lived under the bridge in the story of the 3billygoatsgruff. i brushed it off.got my 9 nuggets and went on my way. we ran to d'olier streeet where we found kate crying in spar because she was lost.GYASS.

i bought kates nightlink ticket coz she had no money left.gawd im such a gent.and then we ran for the bussay. the doors closed before kate got on.so she started pounding on the doors and screaming LEMME ON DA BUS!!! Comical to say the least. i dont remember getting off the bus.or walking home. but i awoke the next morning and someone had somehow replaced my head with a jackhammah.good nigh had by all.

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I COULD LISTEN TO THESE SONGS FOREVER.

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DRAGGINITTOTHEMAX!

 

 

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STILL NOT OVER THE GRIMSHAW.

I'm still hoping they were joking and Aiden actually won.

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STOPTHESNOW,

THIS SNOW IS GETTING RIDIC.

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THE NIGHTS PLUTONIAN SHORE.

DAMNYOUSASEXYPHOTOSHOP

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الشتاء العجائب.

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STURRRY WITH THIS CRIZ-AZY WEATHER?!

I'm loving the new winter-wonderland theme the weather has taken on! I feel like I'm Bing Crosby in White Christmas. The only downside is that the entire city has shut down and I'm trapped in my gaff like Lizzie Fritzl. Also I have put out a public service announcement for all hoodlums and hooligans, If you throw a snowball at me..... I will end you.

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STALINYOUBABE.

Черт бы тебя побрал сексуальные Сталина.



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ars gratia artis.

נומער איין.

נומער צוויי.

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♥♥♥♥♥

CLICKTHISMOTHERFUCKER.

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blanket flurry.

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LONGLIVEGOOGLE

Since I'm now getting paid to blog I feel I should thank my new employers, so, THANKYOUGOOGLE!

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If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Here's a little drawing I came across while rooting through old belongings of mine... It's of my old English teacher, Ms. Cahill. I did it in after school study. I would say that I should have probably been studying, but now that I'm in art college, I seemed to be pretty on course.

...Don't really know if I did her justice..

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Orangina.

It's part of your 5 a day...

Nothing more satisfying than a bite of Orangina©. It's part of the old 'folio for NCAD!... FUCKYEAH! 

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Bit cold for a 99er!

I realised recently that it's the small things I take for granted in life, for example, there is an ice-cream van that has been patrolling my estate for years now. It would drive around from January to December. But the fact that it blares the song from The A-Team first thing in the morning and wakes me from my gentle slumber should annoy me, but I've found recently that I'm waking up laughing.

So thank you Mr. ice-cream van driver, who I've come to the concusion is B. A. Baracus in search of a new profession after being fired from hurling Snickers bars at unsuspecting passers-by.

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Absolutely LOVE this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGjKco7b4cY

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Tucker MaXXX

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET!?!?!?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOQdCZmNEg&feature=channel

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Novella Detox

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mADAM gLEE

Last week's episode of Glee held a very important message about teen bullying.

Let's talk seriously for a second Blog readers, this year, 4 American high school students took their lives as a result of unbearable bullying;

18-year-old Tyler Clementi, a Rutgers freshman, posted a brief farewell on facebook then jumped to his death off the George Washington Bridge because his roommate secretly taped and broadcast him in a sexual encounter with another man.

13-year-old Seth Walsh had been bullied and relentlessly teased for being openly gay…and hung himself from a tree in his back yard.

Eighth-grader Asher Brown shot himself in response to constant harassment from fellow students about being gay.

15-year-old Billy Lucas never told anyone he was gay, but his peers assumed he was, tormented him because of it, and he hung himself in the family’s barn. 

Bullying someone because they're gay is all kinds of wrong. Its unacceptable and people need to be more wary of their actions. Saying 'that's so gay' or 'you're so gay' is not an appropriate way to refer to someone or something in a flippant way.
I don't want to go on and on about how I was bullied and my life was so miserable because thats in my past and im over it. But the fact of the matter was I was bullied. It was awful and it dominated the majority of my life up until I was about 17ish. I couldn't go anywhere without 'faggot' or 'queer' being screamed at me, and that was the best of it. I'd have bottles thrown at me, get punched and even spit on. There was a particular incident involving someone in my school who I had never spoken to. He launched an unprovoked attack on me with two of his friends and had the time of his life. In any other circumstance I would have just cried it off but I was sick of it. So I went to the Guards and reported him.

If gay teens don't stand up for themselves, no-one will. I went to my school about my problems with bullying and it took them three years to even repond to my acusation.
Its time that we all stopped being such ignorant dickheads and understand that our actions have serious ramifications.

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Forever 21

FUCK YES!

Took myself a little trip to the new Forever 21 in Jervis... GOLDMINE! amazeballs mens clothes and ..some of the womens clothes are REALLY tacky but theres a few really good finds!

I have so much to add to my Christmas list my mam better be hittin' up the bank soon!...Especially this little beaut-

Its too camp for words and I NEED to own it!

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